Product Information

Send your loved one a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into an inescapable act.

You can choose one from any of the following contracts in the order form after the payment page:

• Make Out Contract
• Cuddle Contract

Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Kinky will result in some pretty dire consequences.

Sample Content of Make Out Contract:

• The recipient will begin the act in one or more of the following ways:
  ( ) Wet Kiss
  ( ) Inappropriate fondling
  ( ) Love bite
  ( ) Strip dance
• The recipient will set the mood with a
  ( ) set of scented candles
  ( ) chocolate syrup
  ( )Romantic music
  ( ) a pair of handcuffs

Sample Content of Cuddle Contract:

• The cuddle process will begin with one of the following rituals
  ( ) Nibble on the ear
  ( ) Grizzly bear hug
  ( ) Eskimo nose rub
  ( ) Puppy-face kiss
• The recipient has to be cuddled at least _________ times in a day by the client during the contractual period and each cuddle will begin with the words______________________

Note: This is a pre-packaged standardised gift and cannot be customised.

Specifications:
Size of the Contract: 6 x 8 inches
Size of the folder: 6.25 x 8.25 inches